In-Flight Movies
01/24/2006 22:41
Channeling Jerry Seinfeld..."I mean, airplane movies... are they supposed to be so dull, I mean - come on!"
With all our travel the last few years, I've started to grow accustomed to the in-flight feature films, which are usually popular enough that we've all heard of them, but not blockbusters, making it unlikely I'd already seen them in the theater. On cross-country flights, the major airlines, including American and United, tend to offer 2-hour films to act as a sort of electronic babysitter for us grown-up toddlers, who are probably much better behaved and calm - even if we're watching the latest tripe from
Adam Sandler,
Will Ferrell or
Reese Witherspoon.
Yesterday, we were satiated with the movie "
Just Like Heaven", a cutesy film about a career woman who perishes in a car accident, and though separated from her body, she (now as an angel) communicates with the man subletting her apartment, and begs him to help her remember her now-lost identity. Turns out she's in a coma, and only he can see or speak with her... and they fall in love, blah blah blah...
Never would have stuck that on the
NetFlix queue. But I watched it. Why? Because it was a frickin' five-hour flight, and we were a captive audience. In recent months, that same excuse can be made for why I sat through "
The Longest Yard", "
Bewitched", "
Kicking and Screaming", "
Mr. and Mrs. Smith", and other B-list Hollywood fare. They probably know that. I don't expect to see "
Schindler's List" or "
Pulp Fiction" on these flights (too edgy), let alone "
Turbulence" or "
Con Air"... thank goodness. Not to mention the element of plausible deniability. Given the majority of people on the mid-day mid-week flight were businessmen, they could all act macho later and claim never to have seen it, but deep down, we all know they secretly like the soft fare.